Aurochs, yeah, those? Not exactly masterpieces if we’re being honest. The cave art you see in Montignac-Lascaux? Yup, that’s Magdalenian stuff—humans from around 20,000 to 10,000 years back. Neanderthals? Sure, they might’ve dabbled with art, like, ages before modern humans came sashaying into Europe. Mostly in Spain, though. Their stuff was more like handprints and dots—none of those animal sketches. Plus, it’s way older. Kinda hit or miss if it survived.
So, yeah, their art wasn’t exactly blowing minds.
Here’s me going off on a tangent. Not checking facts, just winging it—feel free to fact-check if that’s your vibe. Picture me doing this with some serious side-eye.
Jumping to Jon now—he’s got the Switch 2, snagged it from bestbuy.com. We’re all about Mario Kart World these days. Watch Jon get pummeled by endless red shells. Weirdly zen if you think about it.
Oh, and some solo Splatoon game got announced. Figure that one out.
Pause for sanity. Then bam, back into it. Guillaume’s all for trying F-Zero GX on the NSO Expansion Pack for Switch 2. He’s in that murderous gameplay mode. Makes sense with his vibe, really. Also into Valfaris, this shooty platform game with massive guns and aliens. Because why not?
Greg’s checked out the new Splatoon 3 patch for Switch 2. Got thoughts on the HDR and that rock-solid framerate. Why “super-stable framerate” isn’t a thing is beyond me. Nintendo, take note!
Anyway, then there’s me. Yes, me, your savvy writer, diving into Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time on Switch 2. I’ve met all kinds of time thieves—kids, auditors, you name it—but a kid time thief? Wow.
Oh, where was I? Right. Just started the game, mostly hitting the tutorial zone. Next week, hopefully, I’ll have more juicy updates. Unless life decides to throw a wrench in—because, you know, life.
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