So, here’s the scoop. The Nintendo eShop update just dropped, bringing in a fresh batch of games for our trusty Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2. Oh, and discounts galore—like diving into a bargain bin and finding a hidden gem you didn’t even know you needed. Or maybe didn’t need… but who cares when it’s on sale, right?
Nintendo eShop Sales
So many deals this time—seriously, it’s like they’re trying to clear out space or something. No idea, but hey, not complaining. If you wanna see the whole pile of discounts, head over to Nintendo of America’s site. Maybe you’ll find something for your moody winter evenings.
New Nintendo Switch Games This Week
Here’s the lineup, a mix of obscure hobby fodder and, well, maybe a trip down nostalgia lane? I dunno. Let’s see.
- Arcade Archives Ridge Racer – A classic! The way it whirs—like an old car engine trying to make its last lap.
- Battle Train (June 18) – Really? A train battle? Sounds chaotic… in a good way.
- Bubble Wizard III Saga – Magic and bubbles. Sure, why not.
- BUGDASU – Not sure what this is. Bugs? I can only guess.
- Can’t Sleep? Meditation, Deep Rest, and Relaxation – Story of my life. Maybe it’ll help.
- Cat Cosmic Puzzle – Cats and puzzles. Recipe for evening entertainment or frustration.
- Clash of Weirdos – Card Carnage – Weirdos and cards. The name says it all.
- Cocktail & Bartender Guide – Maybe I’ll master a Mojito someday.
- Date Everything! (June 17) – Literally everything? Sounds… ambitious? Or just desperate. Sorry.
- Digging a Hole: Gold Fever – Possibly a perfect metaphor for procrastination.
- EGGCONSOLE Revival Xanadu Easy Ver PC-9801 – I don’t even know what to say. Nostalgia for some?
- Fairy Whale – Was the whale fairy-sized or just ethereal? What’s the deal?
- Gex Trilogy (June 16) – Oh man, Gex! Anyone remember Gex? Anyone? Just me?
- Gunma’s Ambition -You and me are Gunma- Reiwa 2nd national census edition – Census and ambition. Interesting combo.
- Higgs Boson: Puzzle Collection – For the science nerds out there. Go solve some particles.
- hololive Treasure Mountain MegaPack (June 18) – Sounds like a ride.
- HoloParade: Deluxe Edition (June 18) – Parade! Deluxe!
- Instants – Instant gratification, I suppose?
- Kingdom Rush Vengeance – Time to conquer? Or just rush.
- LABYBAN – Maze madness maybe?
- Leftovers KO! – Leftovers in what context? Food? I’m intrigued.
- Legendary Hoplite – Greek stuff, right? Feels heroic.
- Lost in Random: The Eternal Die (June 17) – Lost and dice like. Chaos redefined?
- Make it! Sushi – Because why not pretend to be a sushi chef.
- Mastering Metaphors – Ah, for the poetic soul.
- Nightshade Mysteries Eternal Moon Collector’s Edition – Sounds intense. Nightshade level intense.
- No Sun To Worship (June 18) – Sounds apocalyptic. Or just a vampire’s daily theme.
- Out of Sight – Wasn’t this a movie once? Or am I just confused?
- Prison Alone – Probably pretty self-explanatory and a bit ominous.
- Puff Up – Puff what? Up where? So many questions.
- Re:Fresh – Refreshed. Yep.
- Rooftops & Alleys: The Parkour Game (June 17) – Always wanted to jump buildings without breaking a leg.
- Shipwrecked Raft Survival – Ah, the old survival-on-a-raft trope. Love it.
- Squeakross: Home Squeak Home – Sounds like a mice adventure? Or maybe not?
- Street Vendor Simulator – I could sell tacos in my dreams.
- TETRA’s Escape 2 (June 13) – Escape what exactly? Part one didn’t cover it all?
- The Lost Dino: Survival Expedition – Dinosaurs, lost ones. Always exciting.
- The Paper Time Travelers – Back in time with paper—seems fragile, no?
- Y. Village – The Visitors (June 13) – Visitors in a village. A story unfolds?
- Zoo Merge (June 13) – Zoos and merging. Animal kingdom, unite!
