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So, there I was, minding my own business, when BAM! News hits that Super Mario Party Jamboree got its 2.1.0 update. And let me tell you, if you own a Switch 2, this is like your birthday came early. Suddenly, you can play with buddies without those annoying glitches—like that one where the screen just freezes while you’re trying to figure out the rules. (Right? So frustrating.)
Oh, quick flashback! Remember when this game was announced back in 2024? It dropped a couple of months later with fresh maps and funky game modes. Ever since, it’s been getting these little tweaks and upgrades like it’s preparing for the Olympics or something. Go, Jamboree!
Okay, okay, enough nostalgia. So Nintendo Cube, in their infinite wisdom, just rolled out this new update. And yes, it’s not just a Switch 2 thing. If you’re hanging onto your beloved Switch 1, don’t worry—bug fixes for you too! Like, they fixed this bizarre block where everything stops if a CPU starts moving in Mario’s Rainbow Castle. Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t that the kind of thing that gets you yelling at the screen like a crazy person?
Side thought: Wouldn’t it be wild if Super Mario had his own talk show or something? “Super Mario Late Night Jamboree” has a nice ring to it.
Anyway—no, wait, what was I saying? Oh, yeah! No new content in the update, which blows a bit. But hey, the game’s smoother, less buggy. You gotta love when stuff just works, right?
Oh, and before I forget, mark your calendars for July 24, 2025. That’s when the Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Jamboree TV goes live. It’s supposed to have all these exclusive upgrades. Do they mean business, or what?
Fingers crossed it takes off like its predecessor. I mean, the original sold over 6.17 million copies! They weren’t kidding about it being the fastest-selling Mario Party game ever. You wonder how many more they’ll move once this new version hits.
Updates? Yep, got those. Like, the Switch 2 version now says goodbye to that rule screen bug. And they’ve massaged the camera stuff, mechanisms, and added some quirky little tweaks. And for you Switch 1 users, they took care of those hiccups when you hit “Play Again” after Rhythm Kitchen. So that’s nice.
Can’t wait to see what’s next. Got any predictions? Maybe a Mario Kart/Jamboree crossover? One can dream.
