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Okay, so, John Wick Hex is, like, going away? Yeah, that’s the deal, apparently. I just read that the game is getting yanked off digital shelves on July 17th or something. Big Fan Games — the publisher — said this. But like, why do they even call themselves Big Fan Games? No idea. They confirmed the thing, though. John Wick Hex is the only game tied to the movies, which is kinda surprising, I mean, just one official game?
It’s from this indie studio in the UK — Bithell Games. These folks made it as this real-time tactical RPG. Honestly, why aren’t there more games? This thing first dropped on PC and macOS back in 2019. Then, it hit consoles like PS4, Xbox One, and the Switch a year later. Oh, and you get to be John Wick, the dude himself. You save Winston and Charon, who I thought were just side guys, but they’re in danger from this villain named Hex. Crazy stuff!
BTW, they got some killer voice acting. Ian McShane and Lance Reddick, legends from the flicks, and also Troy Baker as Hex. If you’ve got the game already, you can still play it after the date. I guess that’s nice? But, they’re not selling new copies, so grab it while you can. I saw somewhere that the game does its own artsy comic book thing, which sounds fun — though some fans say the action is meh.
Uh, there’s an official note, I think it was on Steam, where they said once the deadline’s here, no more buying on any of the stores — PlayStation Store, Nintendo’s thing, Xbox, and Steam. All of them. If you wanna own it, it’s $19.99 or something right now. Not a bad price for a game that’s about to vanish!
Oh, there’s some good news, kinda. Turns out, Keanu Reeves and Chad Stahelski (he’s the director, I think?) are making some animated John Wick prequel. How cool is that? Not sure if it’ll cover new ground, but still, exciting.
But wait, here’s a kicker — Lionsgate says they’re cooking up a new AAA John Wick game. So there’s more coming! No details yet, but hey, fingers crossed, right? Maybe they’ll give us some wild new adventures soon.
Anyway, that’s the scoop. Who knew games could just… disappear? Weird world.