Alright, so get this. Shark season’s here. Not just in the water, but in the world of games too. This developer, Alice Games, they’re cooking up something wild — a marine dentistry simulator called, wait for it, Shark Dentist. Yep, you read that right. It’s this funky horror roguelike where, surprise, you’re a shark dentist. Sounds like the sorta title you’d stumble upon in a late-night TV show lineup, doesn’t it?
Anyway, the game’s trailer, it’s a mix of laughs and spine-chilling moments. You’re basically thrown into the scrubs of a very, shall we say, daring veterinary dentist. The kind who’s poking around in the jaws of an almost napping shark. Yeah, “almost” because one wrong move and… well, let’s just say you won’t be clocking out. You’ve got to figure out what’s up with your toothy patient and fix it without becoming its lunch.
Alice Games, they’re talking this up, linking it to other viral crazy games like Buckshot Roulette. It’s got this darkly comic vibe yet creepy enough to make your skin crawl. You gotta juggle all sorts of things to dodge a gruesome end — like keeping track of the shark’s heart rate. Mess up, and it’s lights out. There’s this circular saw that’s part of your toolkit. Now you tell me, why would anyone bring a circular saw near something with big, pointy teeth? Exactly. But somehow, there’s a method to this madness. If you time your moves right, you’ll leave with all your body parts intact.
And get this, the shark, it’s in a basement. Hanging from the ceiling. Yup, just dangling there. Sounds all kinds of illegal, doesn’t it? Why a basement, and why airborne dentistry? The trailer keeps you guessing — doesn’t spill any beans. But maybe, maybe when Shark Dentist finally drops for Windows PC, you’ll piece the puzzle together. It’s up for a wishlist on Steam, tagged as “coming soon.” So if you’re intrigued — or just reckless enough to play – keep an eye out.