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Okay, so here’s this thing about Rod Fergusson. You know, that guy who’s a big shot in video games. He’s worked at all these places like Microsoft and Blizzard. Anyway, he’s clocked almost 1,500 hours in Diablo 4 and still doesn’t have every achievement. Weird, right? No clue which one he’s missing, but it’s like this big mystery now.
Rod’s kinda known for pushing games onto consoles — which is cool — but before Blizzard, he was already all over the map with stuff like Gears of War and Bioshock Infinite. Pretty sure he’s had his hands in more games than I have in hot dinners. But, back to Diablo 4: he’s played it over, what was it, two months or something nonstop? But even with all that, there’s one achievement he’s missing. Kinda wild, if you ask me.
People are now going nuts speculating about which achievement he didn’t get. Some folks think it’s the one where you hit Paragon 300, or it could be that hardcore player killer thing. But with all those hours, you’d think he’d have them all, right? Maybe it’s an oversight or, I don’t know, something super trivial.
Oh, and get this, there are fans out there who’ve doubled his playtime — like over 3,300 hours! Imagine that. But if you add up Rod’s developer hours with his in-game hours, he’s probably way up there with the hardcore Diablo fans.
And then — or was it before? — there’s been drama with the game itself. Apparently, the July update messed things up, and Blizzard had to roll back the servers. But only for PC folks. Rod and his console buddies are safe for now. Silver lining, I guess.
Alright, that’s all over the place, but I think you get the picture. Cool, chaotic times in the land of Diablo 4 and Rod Fergusson.
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