[PlayStation 5] Review of Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap

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Okay, so you know how games can be — like, you think you know what’s coming, and then bam!, here’s a curveball. That’s kinda what’s happening with “Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap,” the newest in a series from Robot Entertainment. And guess what? It’s got this roguelite edge now. What’s roguelite, you ask? Think random runs. Like, your enemies and the boosts or knocks you get change every time. Keeps you on your toes, right? Weather does its own random dance too, messing with your plans in battle. Some days you feel like a hero, other days — powdered toast.

So, you’re a War Mage, maybe good, maybe lucky. Who knows? If things go sour, just click your heels (or, um, buttons) and scuttle back to the HQ to plot your next move. Better gear, trap magic, the works. Ah, but then — multiplayer co-op action! If you’ve got that PlayStation Plus hook-up, call in your buddies to tag along. Four heads in, it’s a bit like herding cats but with more fun and flames. Bigger maps, orc slashing left and right — pure mayhem!

Funny story, back when I played Orcs Must Die! 3, I spent half the time trying not to fall off things. This time, I’m supposed to be dead serious, but — I get sidetracked. Happens, right?

The controls? Well, it’s like juggling but with fewer chainsaws. Left stick moves, right stick aims, press R2 and bam — attack! Or zoom in on the monsters and wonder, “How is this my job?” Jump, dash, try to keep your limbs intact.

Characters? Yeah, they’ve got their quirks. Like Vaan with his crossbow firing like it’s got a vendetta against orcs. And hey, there’s Wren, who swapped healing for havoc. Why not, I guess? She throws teleportation into the mix and uses magic clones because, you know, battles are better when it’s you times three.

Traps! Don’t even start me on traps. One time, I got so focused on watching them work — these plants munching little orcs like they were candy — that I, um, forgot to fight. But the game’s forgiving. Gold Skulls are like your currency for buying more traps or leveling up the ones you’ve got. The choices! It’s always a toss-up between sensible and just plain wild.

Elixirs add flair to your runs — like lottery tickets for survival. Will it save you? Who knows? That’s part of the charm, or a complete chaos, depending on your day.

And then you’ve got this Weaver of Will character who sells Threads. These special buffs change game strategies — like someone sneaking up on your plan while you’re distracted by something shiny. Each Mage has a special thread, adding a layer of delightful complexity. Or just confusion — take your pick.

Trophies? Oh yeah. If you’re into collection (or obsession?), you’ll love trying for the Platinum. Some tasks seem simple, till they’re not. Like winning a mission without laying any barricades. But who am I to judge? I once won a night mission with my eyes half-shut.

Price tag’s not too shabby. Might as well grab the Supporters Pack for some flashy skins. The devs would appreciate it. Keeps things fresh, plus, who doesn’t like cool skins?

Anyway, if you like a game that doesn’t hold your hand and throws in some surprises, dive into this chaos and have some fun. Just maybe bring a helmet. You know, just in case.

And there you go — a review that isn’t just info, but a quirky exploration of gaming chaos. Have fun out there!