If you’re curious about the baseball life of High on Life’s brainchild, hunt for "Justin Roiland minors." Something I stumbled on.
Now, what did we not catch last week? Super Xevious popped up in the Archives. Didn’t see that coming.
Anyway, getting back on track — wait, where was I? Right, there’s this big chatter that the top game for the Switch 2, like four weeks out, is in Japan with a reboot of Tokimeki Memorial. But then again, if it gets a feature in the Switch 1 Direct, all bets are off. So, everyone’s buzzing about High on Life this week, led by the same guy who was steering the Rick and Morty ship until, well, let’s just say his pants couldn’t stay zipped.
And if you’re exploring lesser thrills, Spiritfall is dropping on Friday. Oh, and the EggConsole is bumping prices moving to the PC-98 family with Rune Worth—for anyone not fluent in Japanese, good luck, seriously. Over in Europe, pre-orders for Switch 2 games are up in the eShop, with Hitman: World of Assassination leading the pack. Go figure.
North America Rundown:
High on Life drops at $39.99/$51.99 on Tuesday. Ship Graveyard Simulator 2? $29.99/$41.99. And Captain Blood at $24.99/$34.99, same day. My head’s spinning — here’s more: Mirage: Ignis Fatuus ($19.99/$25.99), Chaos Galaxy 2 ($19.99/$24.99), Spiritfall comes Friday ($19.99/$25.99), Dunk Dunk ($14.99/$19.99), Strings Theory ($14.99/$19.49), Momibosu ($15.00-/$18.99), The Abandoned Planet ($14.99). Okay, breathe.
Switch gears to Date With A Psycho Killer Girl and Date With A Serial Killer—sounds like a party, or horror show. Both sit at $14.90-/$19.90-. Yup, that’s right. Truck Simulator 25 screams onto the circuit Tuesday at $12.99/$18.99. Changing lanes, Wings of Endless ($12.99/$14.99), Stratogun Tuesday ($10.99/$13.99), Pet The Pup At The Party Monday ($9.99/$14.99), and more like Game Builder Tycoon Wednesday ($9.99/$14.05).
Oh, and mind the cheap thrills like Laundry Simulator 2025 on Friday for $7.99/$11.00, EggConsole Rune Worth at $7.16/$9.54, and Capybara Zen on Friday ($5.99/$6.24). The backdrop — always the intriguing Trash is Fun ($4.99/$6.49). Weirdly relatable.
In sales notes, come May 4, there’s a 67% off on Star Trek: Legends, lasting till May 18. Your call.
Europe:
High on Life’s priced at €36.49/£30.49 come Tuesday. Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 holds steady at €29.99/£29.99. Captain Blood (€24.99/£22.49) sails in same day. Chaos Galaxy 2 lands Wednesday (€19.99/£17.99). Then hit Friday with Spiritfall (€18.99/£16.99). Strings Theory (€14.99/£13.49) midweek and Dunk Dunk (€8.99/£7.99). Rolling into Laundry Simulator 2025 on Friday, add €7.99/£7.19 to your tally. Plus, EggConsole hits €6.15/£5.49. Breathe.
Japan:
Tokimeki Memorial Forever With You Emotional lands at ¥6600. Does it sound grand? Ship Graveyard Simulator 2 for ¥4350, Captain Blood floats at ¥3499. Mirage: Ignis Fatuus? ¥2500. Chaos Galaxy 2 at ¥2300, Spiritfall hits Friday at ¥2000. Meanwhile, our quirky dates with Psycho Killer Girl and Serial Killer settle at ¥2190.
That’s a wrap. Maybe it all connects or just blends into chaos. Either way, game on.