Save 75% on a Streaming Mic Plus Huge Discounts on Father’s Day Gifts, Controllers, and More!

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Alright, so here’s the thing. Despite the Memorial Day frenzy being over—the level of deals and discounts isn’t exactly drying up, if you ask me. Maybe it’s the calm before, I dunno, some weird discount storm? You might just need that plug-and-play mic to up your streaming game… or a PS5 controller ’cause, let’s be real, who doesn’t want more gaming gadgets? With Father’s Day sneaking up like a cat in the dark, snagging a deal for ol’ dad—be it a grill set or another of those lawn mowers he’s been eyeing—kinda makes sense, doesn’t it? Let’s dive into this buffet of deals. Ugh, I’m already full.

TL;DR: Yeah, Deals. Today.

Here’s a twist, right off the bat: Pokémon’s “Destined Rivals” managed to crash chase cards in value. And some folks? Totally regretting those pre-orders. But if you’re the kind that likes singles over sealed packs, you’ve got options. Oh, nearly forgot—Walmart dropped a pretty sweet MTG Final Fantasy pre-order. I mean, if that’s your jam, go for it.

PlayStation DualSense Controller

Alright, so this controller, the one bundled with the PS5—it’s like dirt cheap now or something, under 55 bucks, if you can believe it. The thing’s loaded with reliable controls. And those haptics plus adaptive triggers? It’s like the real deal for an amplified experience. Remap the buttons if you want; it’s your world. (Or should I say ‘game?’)

JLab Talk Pro USB Mic

Streaming like a rockstar? The JLab Talk Pro USB Mic just shed over 77% of its price on Woot, selling at just $34.99—practically giving it away, right? It’s got four directional patterns. The sound quality—optimized. Whether it’s for podcasts or ASMR—yep, weird whispery stuff—it’s got your back. Volume and gain controls? You bet. Crystal clear.

Cuisinart 13-Piece Wooden Grill Tool Set

Summer equals grilling, kind of like PB and J, right? Anyway, Cuisinart’s got this grill tool set down to $23.99. Tools with wooden handles, stainless steel—that’s fancy stuff, and you even get a case to keep your grilling armory safe. Cue gift ideas for dads who have everything. Except this, I guess.

Metaphor: ReFantazio PS4 & PS5

In the PlayStation’s Days of Play—unexpected names these sales have—grab Metaphor: ReFantazio. You’re off to save some cursed prince in a medieval world, mirroring today’s chaotic social stuff. $45.49 on sale. Grab a slice of adventure, if you fancy.

bella PRO 10.5-qt. Touchscreen 5-in-1 Indoor Grill & Air Fryer

No outdoor grill? Bella PRO’s got you covered, sizzling up meals from inside your kitchen. Holds up to 10.5 qts., and get this: it’s $100 off right now. It’s practically a steal at just $69.99. Did someone say BBQ indoors? I’m going for ribs.

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Tales from the Pizzaplex Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 1

If horror’s your thing (yikes, to each their own), the graphic novel from Five Nights at Freddy’s creator is down to $8.90. I mean, a graphic novel cheap scare—nothing quite like it? Tales from the Pizzaplex, and all the comic horror your heart desires.

EGO Power+ LM2135SP 21-Inch Self-Propelled Lawn Mower Kit

It’s mowing season, and boom! Battery-powered mowers are like, "hello future." The EGO Power+ will run circles around those gas chuggers. Self-propelled, with a blade system. Grab this for $599.99—a dad’s dream wrapped up in crisp savings.

Charmast Portable Charger with Built-in Cables

Who forgets cords? Me, always. Charmast’s portable charger’s got you sorted with built-in cables and a 10,000mAh battery. Ready for all your devices. Snap this deal up—under 20 bucks. Handy little gadget. Just saying.

Pokémon Destined Rivals: Some Still Sealed Products and Single Cards

Sealed Pokémon stuff’s out there on TCG Player among others—but really, who wants to rip boosters for a card when you can get singles? The world’s a curious place like that.

MTG Final Fantasy Pre Order

Magic: The Gathering and Final Fantasy are like a crossover fanfic that became real. Pre-orders pop up in surprising corners of the internet, Walmart included. They’re just dangling there if you want one.

And, uh… that’s it, right? Deals everywhere, I’m off to snack or something.