So, there’s this game called Dysmantle, right? It’s a survival kinda thing, and apparently, people are really into it. Like, two million copies have been snapped up. Can you believe that? I mean, whoa. Anyway, this info’s straight from the horse’s mouth, or, you know, the devs – 10tons – who are all like, “Yeah, it’s been a solid 40-ish months since we properly launched this beast back in November 2021.” But hey, before that, it was running wild in Early Access for a year.
Oh, and it’s everywhere – PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, iOS, Android. You name it, they’ve probably got it. Honestly, who knows how many were sold where? They’re keeping that bit under wraps. Suspense, right?
So to celebrate this two million feat, they’re rolling out a shiny new physical edition. But here’s the kicker: it’s just for PS5 and Switch. June 27th is the big day. I can already feel the hype. Though, plot twist! They kind of wanted it to hit the US too, but stuff happened. You know how it is, plans don’t always pan out. Sampo Töyssy, the big guy at 10tons, dropped some heartfelt words, thanking all the fans. Seriously though, gotta love that passion.
Anyway, if you’re itching to grab a copy, fingers crossed you snag it because, well, it’s not every day something this wild comes along. Thanks for joining my little ramble. Or rant. Maybe both.
