Sega Unintentionally Discloses Sales Figures for Persona, Sonic, and Other Franchises

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So, Sega—yeah, that Sega—kind of let slip some juicy tidbits about their games’ sales numbers. It all unfolded when, oops, they tossed some secret sauce into an online investor presentation. It’s kind of like finding out your favorite band still uses MySpace. Who knew? But the digital sleuths over at ResetEra snagged it before it vanished into the internet void.

Persona 5 Royal—you know, the one with the jazz beats and existential crises—racked up over 7.25 million in sales. And Persona 3 Reload? Yep, 2.07 million folks got in on that action. I still can’t decide if Persona’s plot twists or my morning coffee make my brain hurt more.

And Sonic? Oh boy, our blue hedgehog friend. Sonic Frontier zoomed past 4.57 million copies, which probably means there are a lot of frustrated people trying to outrun Eggman. Sonic Superstars and Team Sonic Racing chipped in with 2.43 million and 3.5 million, respectively. I mean, does anyone else think Sonic would make a great Uber driver? No? Just me. Alrighty then.

Then there’s Total War. Three Kingdoms? It slayed with 3.21 million. Warhammer 3? Well, it’s chilling just a tad lower at 2.34 million. Maybe it’s because fantasy battles just aren’t as cool as real ancient armies. Or maybe I’m overthinking this whole strategy game thing—eep, my brain is fried just typing that.

Jumping to Like a Dragon (and I swear I thought this was a Bruce Lee movie at first)—Infinite Wealth sold 1.66 million. But The Man Who Erased Their Name… yeah, not everyone is erasing anything, with just 960,000 copies sold. Honestly, saying “just” before such big numbers feels weirdly disrespectful, right?

Anyway—wait, was I going somewhere with this? Oh, Sega, what a plot twist you’ve tossed us. Now, I need to play at least one of these, pronto.