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So, you know when you’re just browsing and then boom—there’s an update on the Nintendo eShop, and you’re like, “Wait, another one?” Yeah, that’s me this week with the latest drop in Europe. Loads of new stuff for Nintendo Switch 2 and, of course, the trusty old Nintendo Switch. Plus some discounts that I swear I’ll only look at and not buy anything. (Who am I kidding?)
Oh, right, let’s jump into the good stuff—what’s new for the Switch 2 this week. So, Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition is hitting the shelves Friday, June 27. I mean, did anyone else have those tiny digital pets back in the day? They were pretty much the reason I failed a math test once. Anyway, enough trauma dump.
And then, there’s a whole list for the good ole Nintendo Switch. Overwhelming much? Definitely! But hey, let’s see what’s cooking:
– A Bibelot: Y-Break – sounds like a snack break, doesn’t it?
– Against the Storm – maybe I’m just imagining turbulent weather?
– Agarta, An Aisling, Anvil Saga – they all sound like epic adventures. Or maybe I’m just tired?
– Arcade Archives Crazy Balloon – balloons bring parties, who knows?
– Architect Life: A House Design Simulator – because who doesn’t want to pretend to design, but never really do it?
Anyway—where was I? Ah, yeah! The rest:
– Arisen Force: Life Devotee
– Bambas! (Also out Friday 27 June)
– Bee Flowers: Save The Garden – just gonna assume involves buzzing.
– Block Party DX! – Don’t you just love a good dance-off?
– And BMX City Run – zipping around on Friday 27 June too.
Skipping ahead ‘cause this list is loooong, here’s some more:
– Boxville 2, Bullets & Brains, CarGo! – seriously, so many games!
– Cozy Garden Simulator – maybe a little virtual escape.
– Crayon Dino, Cult vs Gal, Dark Dolls – what even is that?
Friday, June 27 seems popular: Dungeons of Paint and some Pro Roulette.
Other quirky names like Flower Shop: The Complete Story legit make me want to open a fake business. Legends: Saint George—I mean, dragons anyone?
And then there’s Pixel Game Maker Series Princess Pomu and the 5 Moons. Could be fun, right? Who knows.
Then there’s Poppy Playtime: Chapter 4, and Retro Drive: Revamped, plus something about robot championships? Don’t even get me started on Korean Drone Flying Tours—yup, those are a thing.
Ending with bits like Supermarket Simulator 2025 and my favorite name, Sugoi Girls: Dragon Love. Honestly, I might just make some popcorn and watch the chaos unfold. Zombies Overloaded, maybe? I’ll admit—I love zombies.
I’m already exhausted just listing these, but hey, who could resist scrolling through all these weird and wonderful titles? If anything here made sense or struck a chord, try ‘em out or just laugh like I am. Until next time!