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Alright, picture this: It’s 2019, right? This killer action role-playing thing drops on the PS4. Fast forward, suddenly it’s, what—2025? Anyway, now it’s going for just $4.39. Oh, and that’s not just any deal, it’s, uh, courtesy of Dead Mage and those guys over at 11 Bit Studios. There’s this ‘July Savings’ thing kicking off in the PS Store. You can even fire it up on your PS5, stuffed with all sorts of goodies.
So, yeah—Children of Morta. Boom. 80% off. I know, wild, huh? And don’t even get me started on the add-ons. Two of ’em, going for peanuts. The Ancient Spirits DLC is like… $1.74 if you’re one of those PS Plus folks. If not, it’s $1.99. And then, we’ve got Paws and Claws DLC—$0.69 for subscribers. The rest of us? Just $0.79.
Let’s see, where was I? Oh yeah, the full package costs $26.99 usually, I think. So, this slash in price? Pretty sweet deal. But hurry, because the whole shebang disappears on July 17.
And it’s not just about numbers here—let me paint you a picture. The Bergson family saga, seven heroes here to wow you. Imagine this epic journey, battling Corruption (with a capital C, no less). Guardians of Mountain Morta stand up to ancient evil! Dramatic, right?
Oh, did I mention local co-op and a Family Trials mode? Separate from the campaign, just sayin’. There’s different stuff going on—systems, items, objectives, character builds… everything, really.
In short? It’s fun on steroids, and at this price, it’s like finding a treasure chest in your backyard.