Cyborg Schoolgirl Leads Teen Invasion on Office Rampage

Alright, imagine this—suddenly, it’s the future. Japanese office folks, working nonstop. Like, 24/7 for real. Madness, right? So, who’s gonna serve up justice here? Oh yeah, a “fully armed cyborg heroine.” She’s ready to blast and slice through these cyber-employee dudes and the whole evil chart-thing—enter Full Metal Schoolgirl.

Full Metal Schoolgirl’s the baby of Yuke’s (those wrestling game champs) and D3Publisher, who brought us the gloriously absurd OneChanbara stuff. The trailer? Oh, it’s screaming chaos for action fans, with Japanese schoolgirl uniforms adding some… visual flair? Or something.

So you’re one of these high-tech schoolgirls, scaling Meternal Jobz’s towering 100-story office behemoth. Picture this: you versus corporate zombies—the “Working Dead.” Yeah, the undead pencil pushers guarding the big bad boss. As you scale the stories, battling office clones and dodging killer security measures, you jazz up your cyber-schoolgirl powers. Sounds downright wild, doesn’t it?

The trailer, cheeky as heck, suggests Yuke’s is having a ball with it. The English trailer’s quirky but the Japanese one? Complete with its own bouncy anthem—it just might take the cake.

Oh, and get this: our cyber schoolgirls are livestreaming every bit of it in the game. Fans tune in, toss donations, and upgrade the action. So yeah, kind of a riot.

Catch Full Metal Schoolgirl on Oct. 23. Ready your Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, or dive in via Steam and the Epic Games Store. It’s gonna be a ride.