Oh man, so here we go, another chaotic week with Sony and their big ol’ PlayStation drop. Like, each week they’ve got all this stuff happening on PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, those VR things, and don’t get me started on PlayStation Plus. It’s like a feast of digital delights. I mean, can you even keep up? Every Tuesday, we’re supposed to be checking in to see the new goodies they throw at us, you know? I always kinda wonder, why Tuesday? Feels random, right? Or maybe it’s just me being weird.
## North American Update (or whatever this is)
### July’s PlayStation Plus Essential Lineup
Okay, so dig this, they’re tossing us Diablo IV Standard Edition (PS4/PS5) — which, wow, who saw that coming, eh? Jusant on PS5? I swear I thought this was a typo the first time. And oh, The King of Fighter XV (both PS4/PS5), like, bring it on with those pixelated punch fests!
### PS4 & PS5 Games — and yeah, I’m just listing them here ‘cause why not?
– 3 on 3 Soccer — haven’t a clue how that’s played.
– Against the Storm — the name makes it sound epic, doesn’t it?
– Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator — because zombies are forever.
– The Alpha Wolf — alpha! Gives me wolf-pack vibes or whatever.
Then there’s, um… Anger Foot. Yes, that’s a real name. Maybe it’s about kicking stuff? Who knows. Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead. Can’t say I’m surprised. Antro. Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON — what even is this? And then there’s SPINAL BREAKERS, which sounds… painful. They’ve got Bag Hero, BATS BITS BALLS — that’s just fun to say.
And on and on it goes:
– Be A Bee — Buzz-buzz, anyone?
– Beef Cat Ultra — I’ve got no words.
– Blacksmith Simulator — crafting and all, but does it work in real life? Hmm.
– Boxville 2
– Bullets & Brains
– Cappuccino Assassino Shooter — tongue twist much?
Oh wait, then there’s Fill The Cup 2. I feel like I should know this one, but nope, my brain’s not computing. Gemz Burst, Gray War Conflict, Island Survival: Craft, Build, Grow — which is basically my life’s motto, almost. And of course, a zillion more I can’t be bothered to list.
And seriously, they’ve packed it so full, it’s like a PS5 just threw up games all over our screens. Am I complaining? Nah, not really. It’s just — how do you even choose? Anyway — wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, games. So yeah, that’s what’s cooking up this week. Dive in if you dare.