New Oblivion Remastered Mod Includes Rock-Eating Feature

Sure thing, let’s dive in. Buckle up for a ride through the wilderness of my brain.

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You ever just sit there, trying to remember the last time you ate something really weird? Well, I just chewed on something—don’t ask what—and it hit me: There’s now a mod for Oblivion that lets you munch on rocks. No kidding. Like, one minute you’re the big-shot Hero of Kvatch, and next, you’ve got a pocket full of stones you’re supposed to eat? Oh, and don’t forget those shiny gems for dessert. Yummy, right?

Okay, so picture this: you’re yelling at your screen, sitting on your couch or maybe in a parking lot (I won’t judge), and it’s like, back in Morrowind days, right? That game was a riot with its quirky little features Bethesda should’ve resurrected ages ago. Seriously, some folks are all about spears and trying to navigate using mind-bendingly vague directions. Who decided that was fun? Probably someone who enjoys mythical scavenger hunts.

Anyway, oh wait, where was I? Right, mods. So there’s this brilliant one by CephalonImp called ‘Edible Gems.’ Basically, you get to roam around Cyrodiil, picking up rocks and gems like you’re in some sort of medieval biking gang. And yes, these aren’t just for show. You actually eat them. Imagine gnawing on a gold nugget and getting hit with a blend of silency and burden… and was that a sprinkle of shock weakness? And let’s not forget about fortifying your personality—that’s classy cuisine, if you ask me.

Now, in case you’re planning an entire meal around this (and who isn’t?), think about starting with pearls, followed by a hearty helping of madness with some sapphire flair. Dessert? Be unconventional. Go wild. Down a bear pelt. Trust me, it’s a vibe. CephalonImp’s even tuned some of these stone snacks to match their Morrowind alchemical magic, because eating rocks without lore is just silly. Who needs immersion breaks anyway?

Flipping the script, flawless and flawed gems have met their maker—no more distinction. But hey, they’re all valued like the fancy flawless kind now. You’re eating prime quality here. And yeah, maybe you’re snacking on something that could’ve fetched some gold, but that’s what RPGs are for, right? Choices and consequences, buddy. It’s not like we’re getting mods yet that’ll punish you later with health hits from all that pointy consumption. Ah, maybe someday.

So, clear those gravel bits off your plate when you’re done, yeah? And maybe check out some interviews with Oblivion modders who are out there breaking the mold. They’re putting out some universe-bending stuff that’s worth a read—or a watch. Whatever floats your boat.

Okay, that’s it. I need a drink after that… of water, obviously, not gem juice or anything weird.