Pizza Bandit Fuses Gears of War with Overcooked for a Delicious Shooting Adventure

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Ever find yourself pondering who the mastermind behind the peanut butter and chocolate duo is? Honestly, part of me is convinced they must be rolling in cash. You know, mixing two awesome flavors into a combo that Reese’s practically built an empire on. But then there’s this other part of me that imagines it like in The Wire, where the guy who came up with Chicken McNugget got, what, a handshake? And then was just sent back to figure out a new way to make fries tastier. No clue who’s right. I just hope it’s the millionaire scenario. Every so often, you stumble upon an idea, so genius, you wonder why no one’s cooked it up already. And each time my buddies and I bolted back to our quirky time-traveling spaceship, having tussled with those pesky Time Reapers, I couldn’t help but think, “Why hasn’t anyone mashed up Overcooked and Gears of War before?!” That brings us, somewhat chaotically, to Pizza Bandit.

Pizza Bandit is all kinds of bonkers. You play as Malik, a washed-up bounty hunter who dreams of dough and cheese, but then he’s conned out of his pizza haven. His crew needs his knack for bounty adventures to wiggle out of trouble. The writing in this game? Total goofball level—which is part of its crazy appeal. I can’t even get annoyed when Albert—this android who soups up your gear—confesses he’s clueless about apologizing for the pizza shop fiasco because, well, androids aren’t programmed for guilt trips, I guess. You pilot reminisces about fog like it’s some lost love or something. Silly lines pop up everywhere. But it’s charming, setting up the whole hilarious vibe of Pizza Bandit.

You’re part of a rogue gang kicking it across time and space. Don’t ask me to explain the mechanics; I’ve got no clue. Just know that pizza’s some weird healing miracle and bullets do the usual dirty work. And those sneaky Time Reapers? They’re dead set against our hospitable pizza aspirations.

Here’s the whacky twist: it’s not just about shooting baddies. You’re also juggling pizza orders, kind of like playing Overcooked. My first mission? My team (you can drag along three friends) and I made a pit stop at the Restaurant from Nowhere—yup, hidden outpost! Task: whip up pizza orders for fellow bounty folks, launching them via time-warping pods. Sounds straightforward? Naah. You’re piecing together pizzas, baking them, nailing the drink orders, tossing in bullets for flair, all under a tight deadline. Meanwhile, Time Reapers are there making sure running a small-time pizza biz isn’t a walk in the park.

The highlight? These persistent Time Reapers—stubborn jerks—mean you gotta go full Gears of War. I’ve tried numerous game versions, and dude, the weapons arsenal is… epic. You start with the basics—a rifle, a minigun, a sniper rifle—but unlock the good stuff with gig-completing. Ever made mincemeat of foes with a massive pizza slicer or seen enemies bust a move before a disco ball blows up? Righteous. Sentry turrets? Pure gold.

The Time Reapers show up with all kinds of tricks. The usual rush crowd, creepy-crawlers, leaping gladiators, hammer-wielders, fireball-chuckers—you name it. You gotta stay sharp.

Got this favorite moment: running a sushi joint, loading the right stuff on a delivery turntable. One stuck memory—hauling a massive tuna, chopping it, careful not to get smacked by Time Reapers. Other times? Fry an egg, roll some sushi. And these buggers? Not patient foodies, that’s for sure.

Then it flips again: you’re roleplaying an archaeologist in Wizard’s Tomb, dodge ancient booby traps and stuff. Sounds headache-inducing, yet it’s more fun than it sounds. Magic puzzles, jetpacking relics, that’s all in a day’s escapade for a pizza-loving bandit.

Every mission? Keeps getting nuttier. Like, defending a Doc Brown-esque bunker inventor dude (with Dr. Emmert Browne—kudos for the obvious nod, Jofsoft). You satisfy his cravings and fend off more wacky nasties. Or break into safes with an explosive laser drill. Apparently, reality-bending cookbooks hide in vaults! Who knew?

Between gigs, it’s back to the pizza joint: gear up, jazz up the place—spiffy cat backpacks, why not? Bake a pie, improve your swag. And then it’s back on the bounty trail.

Ever wanted something without realizing it? Yeah, that was Pizza Bandit at PAX. Word about it spread like wild pizza sauce. Never thought a game like this would fit, but once I held the controller, everything just… clicked. The world lacked a Pizza Bandit until it existed, and then I just needed more. Pizza as a magic life-restorer, bullets keeping threats at bay, and if Jofsoft nails it, we’ve got one heck of a crazy game pie.