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So, guess what just dropped at Pax East? Yep, the next Warframe update! And honestly, it’s about time they gave the people what they’ve been buzzing about forever—Oraxia. Yep, the spider-themed warframe’s actually happening! Wild, right? They’re part of this Isleweaver update slated for June. Dates are still MIA, though. Typical, huh?
Picture this: Oraxia’s parked on their own turf on Duviri—a sprawling, open-world masterpiece from back in 2023. And newsflash, this place is getting a spruce-up, thanks to Isleweaver. Apparently, that poor arachnid’s been doing the eternal wait game, and it’s up to us to swoop in, duke it out, and score some currency. Trade that good stuff for the shiny 61st warframe and her fancy weapons. Sometimes, it feels almost like a weird shopping spree.
Funny side note—Digital Extremes’ devstreams have been kinda like this recurring sitcom hit, where viewers just keep pulling for a spider warframe. The fans asked repeatedly, and lo and behold, it’s finally happening. If their monster seatings excite you, buckle up. Voruna turned heads with its werewolf flair, and Sevagoth’s doing the spectral thing. Not to mention Inaros, the hulking mummy. I mean, I sorta saw spiders coming. But between you and me, Limbo still sends chills. But hey, maybe it’s just me.
And seriously, the island’s not just about new bugs to squish. We’ve got a plot thickening as Major Neci Rusalka—somehow—crashes Duviri’s party and stirs chaos. Normally, your warframes chill out on the sidelines in Duviri’s rogue-ish twist, but this time? Players’ arsenal of warframes gears up for action. That’s new.
And oh! Valkyr’s getting a do-over. Her whole rage thing’s getting amped up, which honestly sounds intense. Anyway, if you haven’t dipped into Duviri yet, it’s a pretty solid take on gear unlocking for newcomers—a sort of sidelines adventure before the main gig. Yet, vets missed flaunting their Saryn Prime’s flashy arsenal—me included (ahem). Maybe letting players ghost in with their own swag in Isleweaver patches up some of those gripes. Guess we’ll deck out in June and see!
Seriously though, stoked for Oraxia? Share the buzz down below.