Nintendo eShop update time, folks! Yep, it’s that week again—the one where you’re buried in game releases and sales. It’s like a rainstorm of pixels, crashing into your Switch with wild abandon. Why do I even care? Well, who doesn’t love a good deal or shiny new game, right?
So, let’s chat about the sales first. Apparently, there are some crazy good deals on Nintendo of America’s site this time. Like, those ones where you’re not sure if they made a mistake. Maybe they did. Or maybe they just want us to buy all the games. Who knows. Anyway, no one’s complaining here.
And the games… oh boy, there’s a list. Ever tried to keep track of these? It’s like herding cats, honestly. But hey, for the brave souls out there who want to know, here’s what you got:
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7’scarlet: Sounds mysterious, right? Maybe it’s about seven red things. Who knows.
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ABSURDIKA: Rebuild: Anyone else feel absurd just saying that?
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American Arcadia: A slice of Americana, perhaps?
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Apocalypse Market Simulator: Because, why not pretend-shop during the end of the world?
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Arcade Archives Punk Shot: Probably as cool as it sounds.
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Aureole – Wings of Hope: Sounds hopeful, which is nice.
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Capcom Fighting Collection 2 (available Friday, 16 May): Yep, more fighting goodness.
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Cipher Monk (available Wednesday, 21 May): Mysterious monks, maybe?
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CTHULOOT: What even is this? A Cthulhu-loot hybrid?
- Death Park: 4k Remaster: Potentially terrifying.
And that’s not even half of it! I mean, how does anyone decide? Het caught up in a tangent there thinking about which game actually makes those weird squeaky noises when you drift—probably none of them, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if it did? Ah, randomness.
Anyway… or wait, was I done? Where was I? Oh right, more games:
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Dice People: What’s next, card people?
- EGGCONSOLE Rune Worth PC-9801: The name just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
And this parade of games just goes on and on. It’s like a buffet, where you get a little bit of everything—cats, races, ghost schools. Anyway, I’m done rambling, but maybe you aren’t reading anymore. And that’s okay too. Happy gaming!
